Thursday, September 15, 2005
Oh, We'll Find Them...
Never fear, America, the Church is hard at work, making the world a better place:
What about the more ambiguous stuff? Guess we can look forward to a third Vatican Council to decide the Church's position on "Men's Health" magazine.
Investigators appointed by the Vatican have been instructed to review each of the 229 Roman Catholic seminaries in the United States for "evidence of homosexuality"."Evidence of homosexuality"? What will they do, look for throw pillows and moisturizer?
What about the more ambiguous stuff? Guess we can look forward to a third Vatican Council to decide the Church's position on "Men's Health" magazine.
