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We read it three times and still can't make sense of it.

"I've had atheists, Jews, Catholics and Muslims play for me, and I've never not started a boy because of his faith. I'm Christian, but all religions have some kind of commandments, and if kids would obey them, the world would be a better place."

What "commandments" are "atheist boys" supposed to obey?

Oh--the Christian ones! Of course.

On this subject--sort of--we found this hilarious juxtaposition of statements on a random religious website:

"But I have problems with agnostics; for you see, I happen to know that God is and I also know that He knows me."

(pause for effect)

"A major problem that I find with agnostics is that they consider themselves to be the center of the universe, and that all things must line up with their beliefs."

Really, you couldn't make this stuff up.