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Friday, October 07, 2005

 

From March to Seeds...


President Bush yesterday referred to his excellent adventure in Iraq as planting the "seeds of freedom", which he said would grow into a "tree".

This new analogy replaces the "march" of freedom he's been telling us about for years. The reason for the change is obvious: marches don't take very long. Seeds, on the other hand, grow slowly.

Got a policy problem? Change the analogy!

Comments:
How about "displacing the magma flow of freedom", which will eventually shift a tectonic plate and "grow into a continental land mass" of liberty!
 
NOW you're talking!
 
Oh I wish I had thought of that one. So good!
 
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Autumn!

The smell of fresh cut grass, of foot ball, or freedom, or Iraqi freedom - the crack of a baton against the head of an ectomorph at an anti-war rally sounds the trumpet of Jericho.

Armies of compassion assemble in the camp of the saints. God wills it.

The boot heel of freedom smashed down on the face of Iraqi regress.

Freedom screams and liberty laughs a mighty burst as Uncle Clustie and Aunt Daiseycutter drop their incredible message of love.

Good folks.
 
Aaaah....huh?
 
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