Tuesday, January 08, 2008
The Candidate M.A.S.H.
As your complete campaign news source, 201k is proud to offer the following helpful voter guide, which is based on the venerable democratic principle: "Which M.A.S.H. character is the candidate most like?"
John Edwards -- The Sincere Liberal:
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
John McCain -- The Crusty Veteran:
Col. Sherman T. Potter
Mike Huckabee -- The Likable Priest who's actually crazy:
Father John Francis Patrick Mulcahy
Mitt Romney -- The Dink:
Maj. Frank Marion Burns
Hillary Clinton -- The Perennial Victim of Men:
Maj. Margaret "Hotlips" Houlihan
Rudy Giuliani -- The Wacky Cross-Dresser:
Corp. Maxwell Q. Klinger
Fred Thompson -- The Confused Insider:
Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake
Dennis Kucinich -- The Genuine Guy No One is Interested In:
Capt. BJ Hunnicut
Barack Obama -- The Know-It-All Backed by Big Money:
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
John McCain -- The Crusty Veteran:
Col. Sherman T. Potter
Mike Huckabee -- The Likable Priest who's actually crazy:
Father John Francis Patrick Mulcahy
Mitt Romney -- The Dink:
Maj. Frank Marion Burns
Hillary Clinton -- The Perennial Victim of Men:
Maj. Margaret "Hotlips" Houlihan
Rudy Giuliani -- The Wacky Cross-Dresser:
Corp. Maxwell Q. Klinger
Fred Thompson -- The Confused Insider:
Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake
Dennis Kucinich -- The Genuine Guy No One is Interested In:
Capt. BJ Hunnicut
Barack Obama -- The Know-It-All Backed by Big Money:
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III
