Friday, February 08, 2008
It's Because They Went To College!
Flash! Obama Wins Connecticut and Delaware!
Obviously, the college-educated voters in these states prefer Obama to Hillary Clinton, whose support is mainly from obese, high-school dropouts.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Obama is the only Democratic candidate whose health care plan does not mandate participation.
Nothing whatsoever.
It's a college thing.
Really.
Please look the other way.
Obviously, the college-educated voters in these states prefer Obama to Hillary Clinton, whose support is mainly from obese, high-school dropouts.
It has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that Obama is the only Democratic candidate whose health care plan does not mandate participation.
Nothing whatsoever.
It's a college thing.
Really.
Please look the other way.
